Kennedy

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Happy Holidays 

https://youtu.be/kqA0VkBOEWE

Bruh- any of y’all go back and watch Hetalia and just be super confused. Like, “oh fuck wait- bitch that’s not at ALL how I remember him” because you been reading too much fanfiction lmao

Hey! Two good things about last night:
          
          1) I got through the migrane without ODing!!
          
          
          2) THE ASTROS WON HELL YES!!! COME AND GET IT YANKEES!!! WE GOT Y’ALL ASSES IN THE BAG!!!
          
          Oh and not such good news cause we won’t be able to beat LA’s ass this series:
          
          3) the Dodgers lost to the fucking Nationals. That’s so sad- the fucking Nationals- I had to ask who the fuck that is. Couldn’t even lose to someone good? Damn, least you won’t have to face the Yankees lol.

I’ve taken like five pills already for this headache and it still hasn’t stopped. If this shit doesn’t calm down in the next thirty minutes I’m going to take the whole fucking bottle I swear. Ain’t like I wasn’t already considering it.

Literally Nobody:
          
          Me: *makes all enemies into best bros because I just want everybody to be happy please don’t be mean to each other*

I keep dreaming of my babies and I keep waking up with them gone. Trinket was gone, I miss my kitty. Abby-dog was gone, she was so sweet. Maggie had long disappeared, the bed turned cold where she had slept. My baby boy Kujo’s space was empty, he didn’t kiss me awake or bark at the window because someone was walking past. It was quiet. Penny wasn’t snoring softy and Beto wasn’t whining to be fed. I’m so tired. I want a baby to snuggle. I want to be able to cry and talk to something other than my uncaring reflection. I want to be able to sob into something other than my tear-stained pillow. I’m so tired. I just want to sleep. I want a baby. I want to cuddle with my babies again. I miss them so much. I miss my old cat’s purring. I miss Oreo taking up half the bed despite being a six pound cat.  I miss them so much. I can’t sleep any more and my head hurts. Nothing’s right here. It’s too quiet and too still. I miss them. I’m so tired. I’m really tired.

GUYS I ALMOST FORGOT HAPPY LESBIAN DAY!!! MY PEOPLE IS GETTIN’ THEYSELVES SOME RECOGNITION!!! LESBIANS ARE ALL GIFTS FROM GOD HIMSELF MAY ALL Y’ALL USELESS IKEA-OBSESSED LOSERS FIND Y’ALLSELVES SOMEBODY TO LOVE AND CHERISH LIKE I DO YOU!!!
          
          HAPPY OCT. 8TH!!! GIVE MY FELLOW TIDDY LOVING FELLOWS SOME RECOGNITION!!

Not even gonna lie I want to write an entire story just so I can include the lines.
          
          “Oh sweet tiny baby jesus- SLOW DOWN!”
          
          “Oh calm down, it’s beltway 8! Houston’ Nascar track!”
          
          “GODDAMMIT GIRL THAT’S WHEN IT’S WHITE PEOPLE NOT YOU! YOU’RE GONNA GET US SHOT!”
          
          “Hon my momma’s white and I got a need for speed!”
          
          *siren wails*
          
          “Told ya dumbass.”