Valerie

Hello, stalker! Welcome to the world of Valerie! (Starts randomly dancing while fireworks explode in the background, setting my room on fire.)

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Ok, and I'm back! Did you miss me? I know you did. Aaaaaaaaanyways, hi, my name is Valerie (or is it???) and I enjoy doing lots of things. For example, I read, write, play flute, kill anyone who hurts my friends, play violin, dance, sing, set fire to fill joy, and act. I have a few talents, which include eating, sleeping, and being sarcastic. I am a ninja, so don't mess with me or any of my friends because if you do, (camera starts getting closer to my face) I will find you and I will (camera smashes my face and I push I roughly away.) A LITTLE TO CLOSE WITH THE CAMERA, DONT YOU THINK?! As I was saying, I will find you, and I will eat your Nutella. So don't mess with me.

My favorite book has to be ALL OF THEM! Just kidding, but I've read so many books on Wattpad and actual books. My favorite Wattpad book is probably Him and Me. For my favorite actual published book/series are The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Beautiful Creatures, The Mortal Instruments, Divergent, and Eragon. (I think that's all.)

I like different genres of music so I don't really have a favorite band/singer. If I had to choose, it'd be either Ed Sheeran or Maroon 5, although I do love One Direction.

I do watch Doctor Who (I started a few days ago so I'm not very far) and I enjoy it very much. (I'd like to thank the lord for the amazing app called Netflix.)

My favorite color is blue (not just because of Percy Jackson, mind you) and favorite animal is horses.

I am a weird and random person, so no judging. THIS IS A JUDGE-FREE ZONE! I hope you guys enjoy my story/ies c: