Rachel Muffin

Snape is a bad person, that's just a fact

I'm a seventeen year old girl with purple hair who loves cats, Harry Potter, Glee, and the Hunger Games. I am also a huge Swiftie.

"Girls like girls like boys do nothing new,"~lesbian Jesus a.k.a Hayley Kiyoko~ Girls Like Girls~ This Side of Paradise

Proud Hufflepuff/ Horned Serpent

I am a rare creature, a Hufflepuff who loses everything.

Fleur Delacour Stan

Faberry and Glimmadora Trash 

Manx cat Patronus

I'm an awkward turtle 

"If you're going to be offensive at least put some effort into it"~ Jammidodger

"I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone! *sobs*"~Jess ~ New Girl

"Does she look like a middle aged turtle with brown lips and a hair helmet?"~ Jay~ SNL

"They have a little pouch, they should be called sea kangaroos."~ Barney Stinson~ How I Met Your Mother

"Lord Tubington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins"~Brittney~Glee

"Our gang is called the Broken Glass Kids... We'll cut you." ~ Louise Belcher~ Bob's Burgers

"I ate everything out of the fridge last night, and I mean everything, including a tub of butter. There is no judgement here."~Izzy~Gray's Anatomy

"Seems a little Celestial Force-y to me but hey YOLO."~ Lucifer~ The Devil Is A Part Timer

"Dwight you ignorant Slut."~ Michael~ The Office

"If any of you need any thing at all do it yourself. Deal with the problem on your own like adults."~Ron Swanson~ Parks and Recreation 

"Is it Putin, Voldemort Putin, we need to take that bastard down."~Andy~ Parks and Recreation 

My best friend Kitty: @xX_WEASLEY_Xx

Join the Unimort cult. @The_Official_Unimort

Tumblr @hope-ur-ok
Fleur Delacour Tumblr @fleurdelacourisperfect

"I guess I'll just stumble on home to cats"~Taylor Swift~Gorgeous~ Reputation