big guy

@povs_master what the flip

schlanket

are you good

@jschlanket every time I check comments on my book I see you. SO that's how btw your toes were tasty

@jschlanket sorry :(

@-JUSTBEEOLIVE sighs... 

@Rainydaystudios I'm so down for that

@PunkPunkers i have 1300+ words currently and i haven't posted the intro yet. i hate my life. chapters suck. 

@jschlanket i <3 evil y/n, but making a chr even more miserable than me is like therapy

@PunkPunkers thanks
            ive had such a big arc on sirens so ofc im making y/n devious like that cuz we need more evil y/n's.. 

@PunkPunkers may I steal this idea O(∩_∩)O

@Rainydaystudios 
            
            5 - an au were instead of Quackity finding Charlie, Tommy finds Charlie and teaches him how to be human in the perspective of a traumatized, annoy-ass child.
            
            Tommy: “So, you see this green man, stab him if you see him.”
            Charlie: “Ok! So I stab the green man.”
            Tommy: “Yes, and if you see a guy that looks high as hell, flip him off and run away. He’s my brother.”
            Charlie: “Understood!”
            Tommy: “And also, love woman and pog through the pain.”
            
            6 - a high school au were Eret is the nurse and everyone is always getting hurt and into fights. Eret gets along with the kids and gets to know all the juicy gossip and drama.
            
            Fundy: “So then when me and Dream were getting married by the tree outside, George comes up and steals my man so I have to fight him!”
            Eret: “He’s such a snake!”
            Fundy: “I know, right!”
            
            7 - an au where everyone is some kinda magic species living away from society, but gets discovered and captured. They’re all trying to plan an escape while simultaneously being locked away from eachother. When they eventually escape, they can’t take everyone, leaving some for dead everyone gets fucking depressed as hell.
            
            (That’s just some I came up with off the top of my head, do with them what you will but if you make a story with any of the ideas please credit me! :D)

Here me out, 
            
            1 - an au were Wilbur is this whole demon from hell and takes up a human body, but turns out he works at a daycare and there’s this new kid named Tommy that keeps getting into trouble, but Tommy reminds him of little tiny demons that would just run around wild back in hell so he quickly becomes Wilbur’s fav. 
            
            Tommy: “I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY AND EAT YOUR KNEECAPS!”
            Wilbur: “Awww, he’s such a cute lil baby!”
            
            2 - The SBI is royalty and rules over the largest kingdom in the world, Tommy and Wilbur hate being royal so they run away and try to live life on the streets of their own kingdom while simultaneously not trying to be caught and returned home and attempting to survive AND Tommy being a complete nightmare.
            
            Tommy: “I’m going to go chase the rat.”
            Wilbur: “Don’t fucking chase the rat.”
            Tommy: “but I rlly wanna chase the rat.”
            
            3 - DNF au where George is a siren and Dream is a run away criminal, they end up falling in love by the shore of a lake and visit each other everyday, but at the end of the story Dream gets caught while visiting George and gets took away and thrown in prison, because George is a siren he gets killed. Dream escapes from prison and finds out George is dead and kills himself.
            
            George: “Why hello there..?”
            Dream: “AH! Wait… Are- are- you?”
            George: “Yes I’m a siren, now why the fuck are you at my lake??”
            
            4 - an au where y/n is a traumatized runaway child that wondered onto the smp and got adopted by Phil, now Techno is now training a child to be an anarchist and terrorist.
            
            Techno: “So you place the three wither skulls here-“
            Y/n: “Ooo! Sounds like fun!”
            Phil: “TECHNO, NO-“
            
            (More in second post)