PUSSY WIZARD: TRASH

CHEF DONT JUDGE.  
 I AM ACTUAL TRASH  
  I AM IMMATURE 
   I AM A LOOOOOOSSSEEEERRRRRRRRRR

 I AM 
THE PUSSY WIZARD  

I FIND PANS AND OTHER KITCHEN UTENSILS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE  
 I RECENTLY STOPPED USING PREDICTIVE TEXT AND AUTO-CORRECT BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW TO SPELL  
 I SAY FVCK ALOT  
  I LIKE TO CURSE
I WANT TO BE THINGS THAT IM NOT 
"BUT ITS OKAY" 
 IS WHAT I TELL MYSELF 
 
I LIKE FAGGY SH!T 
 IM NOT EASILY OFFENDED 
FVCK GENDER ROLES
FVCK SOCIETY
FVCK THE GOVERNMENT
FVCK THIS WORLD
 IM OUT

 I FEAR THE DAY I OUTGROW WATTPAD 
 I WRITE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT PORTRAYS MY LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, AND DICKISH PERSONALITY
I REALLY FVCKIN LIKE THE JOKER 
AND IM A CLASSY FVCKING LADY :D

LMFAOOOO I OUTGREW IT AND TOOK MY GROWN ASS TO AO3 THIS ?PAGE? IS DED IDK IF IM THE 'PUSSY-WIZARD' BUT IM STILL A CLASSY FVCKING LADY :D
-LOOKING BACK @ MY COMMENTS AND INTERACTIONS MAKES ME WANN CRAWL INSIDE MY OWN NAVEL-
BYE :)