johnkatsucks

Hai this is Dave and Karkat. And we hate Johnkat. 

Dave: I hate it because he wants my kitkat and no one else can have him he's mine. Right Karkat.     
Karkat: hella yea brah. *hugs Dave tight*

Anyways we r homestuckers. We may get out of hand but yea we love things besides John Egbert he's our haters so far.

karkat: hey Dave we should tell about us.
Dave: Yep well my Name is Dave Strider. I love my kitkat. And imma cool kis. Whoop.
Karkat:Imma karkat vantas. I love Dave. Imma short and a troll. My moirail is Kanaya Maryam. Ky like BFF is Sollux capter. The sign on my shirt is cancer. And that's all the fuck u need to know fuckass.