J.Johansson

Hey you! Thanks for dropping by   :D 
                                     
It's JJ here, your very own storyteller in the making, hoping you'll love my works here on Wattpad. 

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11 Random Things You Absolutely Must Know About Me:

1. I love oranges and once ate 33 of them in ONE day

2. It is my destiny to own an a rescue dog

3. I was one of the original readers of the '50 Shades' trilogy when it was in fact a Twilight Fanfic. Though back then it was aptly named, 'Master of the Universe'. 

4. Like rhinos and dinosaurs before me, I'm a herbivore. So *whispers quietly* Vegan. 

5. English is my mother tongue and according to Duolingo I'm also 47%  fluent in French

6. I would describe myself as 'cosmically spiritual' and totally believe in aliens by the way.

7. I adore conspiracy theories and documentaries. Especially documentaries ON conspiracy *ahem* Facts

8. My 'weird' celebrity crush is Quentin Tarantino. A man I've googled so many times that I now write his name correctly on the fist try :) 

9. If I were at Hogwarts University, I'd be majoring in Master Procrastination Wizardry 

10. I'm kinda definitely hoping one of my works makes it big. Slash, big enough to be able to afford to eat sushi and  live somewhere near a roller disco rink!

11. I love to travel and was once THAT GIRL who pooped themselves in India. Except I did it in front of the guy I liked. Who also turned out to be gay. Yeah. 

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If you're still reading this then the above info. didn't put you off, good! :D 

Have time to spare? It would be great if you could let me know what you think of my story in the comments section. And click that little star button at the end of each chapter, Thanks! 

Peace Out, 
J  X.