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Just a shattered soul trying to find it's place in this world...
  • JoinedJune 15, 2025


Stories by Jake Simpleton
Life Stinks (But in a Good way) by jakesimpletonauthor
Life Stinks (But in a Good way)
She talks to a soda can. He talks to crime bosses. Somehow, it works. Vincent Moretti has it all-wealth, char...
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Heads or Hearts? by jakesimpletonauthor
Heads or Hearts?
He's 240 pounds of loose change. She's barely making rent. Together, they're priceless.
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Grandma Ruined MySpace by jakesimpletonauthor
Grandma Ruined MySpace
Never teach your grandmother how to use the internet unless you're emotionally and legally prepared to watch...
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