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SJHAISJSHS ITS BEEN TWO YEARS AND MIRACULOUSLY MY STORY HAS FUCKING HUNDRED THOUSANDS OF READS WHAT

iwxnnafxckingdie

Me on my first day as a bartender
          
          Customer: can I get a martini,dry
          
          Me: *staring at liquid ingredients* I........don't know how to tell you this

YourSinsWillNotDie

@Mariaaaaaaaa4  "where tf is my  dry ass martini?"
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Bitchmas

@Mariaaaaaaaa4 
            
            *me to customer*
            Here!
            *hands them an cup with a paper inside with the words 'Martini*
            Enjoy
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