instellarleaves

Anyone going to Colossalcon East 2020?

teaofthesaints-

I want your sweet pink little guys to splurt out onto the floor, where I will devour them as my main course. And then, I will use your silly little bones to pink out the organs that get stuck in-between my teeth. 

teaofthesaints-

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@teaofthesaints- wrong fucking profile
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One_badass_stapler

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Hey is it okay if I use Skeletons still get boners and MY crispy chicken from Burger king is coming back up ew in my friends library maze in Minecraft [yes I'm a fucking loser]
          
          I need to write a shit ton of book and quills cause he put down so many fucking lecterns in the library
          
          You will get credit for the story on the last page
          I put down the full name of the book, who wrote it, and what site it's on
          
          Also
          
          If you have some books I should add to the list please tell me
          They can be as weird and fucked up as you want

One_badass_stapler

@One_badass_stapler Thank you!
            
            I'll make sure to add them [including Cody's Cult] to the list
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instellarleaves

@One_badass_stapler yeah lol it's fine, and I might one, Cody's Cult by DaddyOFanfics
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instellarleaves

alSO HECK ADOBE FLASH PLAYER GOING DOWN, THATS THE STRAW THATS GOING TO RID A LOT OF THE INTERNET OF ITS HISTORY, NOW MY CHILDREN WILL NEVER PLAY COOLMATH OR FIND THE CREEPY PORN ON MURDOC COMPUTER FROM THE ARCHIVED GORILLAZ SITE
          
          WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO???
          
          Adobe please ily don't do this
          
          What about Sumdog
          
          What about Bin Weevils
          
          What about all those epic g a m e s-?