Egg Mistress

Im starting to believe more and more about the fanfic writer curse...

I absolutely hate ai 

Yass slay, college

Let's gooooo, black history month!!!

If you haven't seen it ive updated the last chapter of my oneshots. I added the rest of the chapter 

Some little girl called me pretty today. My confidence has been restored to max levels.

I think it's about time I get a boyfriend. Any advice? I just have rotten luck with males in general. I get harassed and then the guys I do like, they always have some big flaw. Like one was racist and the other was a fucking narcissist who didn't understand that he wasn't a 10 but a 4. The other was too...childish. I just want a normal dude. I only require that he's relatively healthy and is above 5'6. I'm really short and not a 10 so I don't require much. Advise this lonely soul!!!

I'm going to update for the last time. There's too much stuff happening and I can't handle spending time on writing. Thanks, and farewell...
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Lmfao
          As if
          
          
          
          U just got April fooled, fool

Guess who updated???
          
          Kinda 

I just saw someone add my story to a waiting reading list. This has given me the motivation to write.