inacuratejellybean

Hiiii is everyone still here?

inacuratejellybean

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okay yeah 100 likes, AHHHHH FUCK WHAT? EH?

inacuratejellybean

Double follow up, I have 100+ followers! Yay!
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inacuratejellybean

I’m following this up with I hit 1000 in just under a week 
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inacuratejellybean

Yk what? I feel like exploding into exactly 27 pieces of buttered toast.
          
          
          You think I’m joking?
          
          
          Watch eh?
          
          
          
          Okay I’m bluffing it’s actually 25 pieces.

inacuratejellybean

@XxSleepykingxX The court has ruled it as not eating a human
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XxSleepykingxX

@inacuratejellybean so i eat all the toast and if you turn back in my stomach i ate you? but ur not stew...
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inacuratejellybean

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vent my dude, and swearing
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          I feel so fucking numb. I feel cold and tired and helpless. Social interaction drains me so much. I’ve not been getting sleep, I can’t fall asleep. I wish they would have just TOLD ME. I hate accidentally crossing peoples boundaries, I hate making people feel uncomfortable. I hate being left out. I hate feeling alone. And they expect me to forgive them? FORGIVE THEM? “Just because we don’t love you doesn’t mean nobody does” GO FUCK URSELF FFS OML, U PH ADDICT. “Whilst we don’t forgive you, we are sorry.” You should be. Now y’all have criminal records bc that WAS OVER THE DAMN LINE