*loud broken sobs*

Mother I crave the sauce. 
          
          I need you warm sauce to heal my soul

We’ve been following each other for a while now... And the thoughts of your soft liberal work caressing my thighs send crazy shivers down my tibia. Will you be my big tiddy goth gf?UwU

Ily

Friday the 13th, Full Moon, 50th Anniversary of Scooby-Doo
          
          
          What a truly blessed day this has been 

Shoutout to my main homie Savanna for bring LITERAL FRICKING PORN to school on this, the first day of our internment.

I'm about to start something. Something big. Something bad. Something bolshy.

Why do I keep reading horribly violent fanfiction for pairings that I hate? Do I really dislike myself that much

I wonder how many windows Present Mic had broken by nutting

Hey y'all I'm back

Yo I'm gona be doing a massive purge soon so if you can't live without some of my shitposts back them up