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he/it/RAWR! XD
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shitty romcom genius
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Every now and again I open Wattpad and publish a new chapter. Of which fic, I choose at random
Still crying over Sad Spamton Angst... oh, what have they done to you my little salesman..?
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Bet you werent expecting THAT! LOL!
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