Banana

So, I suppose this is where I share my horrifically dramatic life with you guys over vanilla ice cream. But that's the thing, I can't cry over an ex or anything like that when the amount of drama in my life amounts to the number of times I've liked wearing a dress. Zero.

So as you can tell my life is pretty damn boring and thus I don't have much to tell. What I can tell you is that if I don't like you and you just ADORE pushing my buttons, beware of a banana boomerang flying your way. 

But if I have to talk about this fantastically yawnjerking life of mine, then I'll give it a shot. Just make sure that shot of mine doesn't go through your head when you start reading all of this. You have been warned

1) I love Wattpad

2) As long as you can be classified as delicious food, I'll eat you. 

3) I don't quite give a crap about the number displayed on my weighing scale. I'll be honest here, the last time I saw that guy was probably a few months ago. And that's because it was for school.

4) I am one of the laziest people known out there. I would win a Guinness World Record for it but, I'm too lazy to go sign some form or something. 

5) I have long dates with my bed, like, very long dates.

6) I like reading books from these genres: Romance, Humor, Teen Fiction, Werewolf and Vampire (Although more of werewolf)
Sometimes I read fantasy but I'm really picky about it. Also, I don't quite like stories that were set way back in the past. I don't know why. It's just a thing.

7) I hate being late, I hate it when people are late and I hate it when I tell them it's okay when in reality I feel like grabbing their heads and smashing them into the concrete pavement. However, I won't do that because it leaves evidence.

So, I think I've summarize the extreme basics of myself, until next time!

Edit: Lol made this description like 6 or 7 years ago it makes me cringe but I don't feel like erasing this