ifuckurmother

My friend just blew up my pet pigs in minecraft I’m so mad

ifuckurmother

My dad didn’t let me get pimple patches today and I’ve been sitting here with salycilic acid soaked cotton pads pressed against my forehead for 20 mins now help me.

ifuckurmother

omg thanks I’ll try that :)
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AlisonC28

ugh that sucks. if you have like a lot of ache if u put honey on ur face for like 20 minutes it helps with redness and it helps heal ur skin lol. I know it sounds crazy but it works
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ifuckurmother

Dream update: 
          I had a dream that i drew this absolutely draw-dropping Miguel O’Hara fanart and then I got a call and the ID said ‘Miguel O’Hara’.
          He said “why did u draw me like that”
          And then I was like “um why not” and hung up and then he appeared behind me at my desk and Lyla popped up and was asking me to send it to her for ‘blackmail purposes’.

ifuckurmother

Back to my lil weekly updates: 
          I was sitting in science class and I was falling asleep so I wrote in my notes app 
          ‘aliens are the teachers and the first ones on the ground, this is literal poetry hahaha’ 
          And then my teacher almost caught me on my phone. 
          I have no idea what I wrote or why I wrote it can somebody analyse it and report back to me.