kill my mind

currently unironically brainstorming an angsty dr doofenshmirtz fic 

being a louie on wattpad is so embarrassing. i promise i wouldnt touch a 1d ff with a very very longgg stick 

ok fineee... ill put aside my dignity just this onceee

I NEED A VALENTINE. PLEASE. NOT IN THE NAME OF SOCIAL PRESSURES AND CONFORMITY, BUT IN THE NAMEEE OFF MYYYYYYYYSSEEEEEEELLLFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! IN MY NAMEEEE!!!!!!

can someone date me if she wont

one day ppl will respond to these and ill stop feeling like taylors new album title pensive face

why must all zombie themed ideas i have be so violent... why not something cutesy and fluffy? yeah, zombies are attacking and everything, but what about domestic bliss... and like, gardening.

currently reading my brother a satire y/n book as a bedtime story and bro is invested. im so proud

does nwjns ever get tired of serving? bc this is literally a 24/7 thing. these girlies need rest, and i need answers 

if it was up to me, australia would be the right way up (i'm 6'8 btw)