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there is no feeling quite like having to write smut with five ten year olds doing crafts like seven feet away. love a family reunion. anyways if my uncle asks me one more time what i’m writing about i will have no choice but to crash out so wish me luck cause im running out of excuses.
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guys i’m reading through old chapters because i can and i’m coming to realize that the first few chapters from last summer are just so incredibly different from how i write now? like the jokes are so cringey and so much of what they say is like incongruent with the characters they have become as i’ve gotten to know them? i know that there are a few of you who have read this thing cover to cover more than once so thanks for putting up with that when you reread
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Alright i love summer but heres the thing about summer. it is BORING! like we all love summer cause no school and good weather and such but like i have done nothing but be at home or be at work. well, i have taken up a new hobby. what hobby, you may ask? cleaning. that's how boring my summer is. (i do genuinely enjoy cleaning but still i think if my younger self read this there'd be some serious sadness.) SO!!!!!!!!! because i spend so much time on here yapping at yall anyways, if any of you are just as bored as i am this summer and want to be slightly less bored! lmk, and if you want we can trade like instas or pinterest or whatever you have so we can yap the boring away. who knows there could even be a group chat?????
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@Lucca1479 YESSSSSSSSSS whatever works best for you tho insta is probably easier on my end? and yes unfortunately cleaning as a hobby i like things to be clean and i like being productive so it just kinda worked out that way. i do kinda constantly feel like that one live where chan tells hyunjin his favorite hobby is doing laundry is happening in my brain but it is what it is
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Lucca1479
@iamtreeeeeee OMGGGG YESSS THAT WOULD BE SO COOLLL, i use insta n stuff but i dont use the chat function a lot. i could temporarly give you my email tho? i can give you my insta too if that helps
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The 1verse 1 year anniversary live is in three days, and the announcement poster is ot3, so now I’m crying real tears. I remember exactly where I was when they announced the debut, and I was so obsessed when multiverse finally came out.
But now my bias has been on hiatus for almost a full year, and won’t be in the anniversary live, and neither will seok.
I love 1verse so much but I seriously miss ot5. my delusion is that hyuk will announce his return during the live, but i know that won’t happen.
I was a predebut 1verse stan for like 9 months before they debuted so hyuk has been like my number two bias (after hyunjin ofc) for almost two years and i simply miss him so much.
ily hyuk (he is NAWT reading this)
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hiiii this is gonna sound so weird omg, butt i am printing out all my fav fancfics and putting them in a binder yk. And your fanfic is like my all time favourite so ofc it deserves to be printed out. But for some reason wattpad wont let me copy the text into a document so i can print it out. Could you share in any way the fanfic with me so i can print it when the last chapter is out?
ANYWAYS CANT WAIT FOR THE LAST CHAPTER TAKE YOUR TIME WITH IT AND OMG I REREAD THE WHOLE THING AND ITS STILL AMAZINGGGGG BYEEEEEEE
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@Lucca1479 YWWWWWWWWWW literally please reach out if you ever want more reccomendations cause i have like so many top notch fics that i’ve found of like all sorts of ships and genres and such. but yes blue is like my entire soul atp i’ve read it at least five times and have spent considerable amounts of time wanting what they have
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TYYY, im sorry if i misunderstood the whole last chapter thing, i read a bit too fast so i guess i must have gotten some stuff mixed up. ANYWAYS yes it has made an amazing impression on me i love it. And i looked up blue AND OMG ITS A MASTERPIECE WHY DIDNT YOY TELL ME THIS EARLIER IM IN LOVE TYSMMMMM
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YES!!!!! i don’t know who told you that the next chapter is the last chapter cause we are like perhaps halfway through rn HOWEVER!!!!! if you go to ao3, it’s under the same title and username, and it’s easy squeezy lemon least to turn it into a pdf or epub or however else. i’m like so honored tho im so glad it’s making a significant impression to say it’s your all time fav? also if you go to ao3 for sake of a trade my all time fav is blue by freeblooms 1000000% recommend
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I love that fanfiction authors are the most active users of merriam-webster.com/thesaurus because you can tell. they have a list of most frequent look ups that refreshes every 30 seconds. for the last two minutes it has been
1. kiss
2. face
3. beautiful
IIIIIIII know who needs those words to survive *thesauruses my seventh word of the last 20 minutes*
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“e-bunny! how much gay smut do you think you can write while listening to christian death metal?”
i don’t know! but we are about to find out!
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don’t you just love it when you look up at your ceiling and see a million baby spiders? me too! so to celebrate this, my sister and i went to the studio and started recording the worst song ever. it’s called spiders fuckin suck bro. cause they do.
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that’s so funny cause at one point in our song my sister metal screams “if you’re a spider fucking kill yourself. die die die die die.” don’t let them win.
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This and that trailer formal rating:
?????????????????/10
-what is going on?
-i’m so confused
-pop off ig
-you do you boo
-but like actually
-beat was good
-this
-that
-but for some reason the other thing is getting left out
-there was a time that it was this that and the other thing
-i wonder what changed
-THIS THAT NEW POP
-???????
Thank you for your time.
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Somehow within the last 20 minutes i’ve managed to develop a strong resolve to have the next tlto chapter jam packed with some good old fashioned smut. considering that i haven’t written good old fashioned smut since DECEMBER!!!!! and it is now JULY!!!!! we are well overdue, but luckily for everyone, the next chapter plan opens MANY opportunities for overall horniness and i fully intend to take advantage of that. as the ancient chinese proverb goes “when the bisexual teenager is reading polyskz fics at 2 in the morning with inspiring smut, be not alarmed when said bisexual teenager is compelled to blossom a new flower of dick and desire. as is the way of the sushi i ate for lunch today.” i have hella work to do tomorrow and i have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn to do it (7 am) but come THURSDAY!!!! i will have MINIMAL RESPONSIBILITIES!!!!!! and i will BLOSSOM!!!! a new FLOWER!!!!! of DICK!!!!! and DESIRE!!!!! and also TONGUE!!!!! and perhaps HAIR PULLING????? someone could SPIT IN SOMEONE’S MOUTH!!!!!! i am OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!