Shrek Lover

PLEASE TALK TO ME
It's *coughs violently* ya boi.
I'm rather fond of mozzarella.
Plz talk to me I am desperate for any social interaction.
I cannot stress how much I like people
I would love to be your friend.
So much
Dead memes are my lifeblood. If you slit my wrists you'd see Harambe.
Why did they take you Harambe? *sobs quietly*
"T-pose on the haters" -Daddy Trump
Closet gay
I literally eat sleep and piss dead memes. It took me like a year to stop saying "dab on the haters"
Those were rough months but I regret nothing 
I wanna jump off a bridge 
I have really edgy humor.
If you like memes hmu.
Yeet on ya boi and I'll yeet back harder.
Hobbies include: screaming random things at random times. Watching sad things and then crying and watching more sad things. Eating and Baking.
*Bonus Round*
Shrek is the best movie.
Despacito is constantly stuck in my head and I hate it
I think I'm hilarious (I'm probably not though)
It has dawned upon me that some of you may not realize I am in fact a chick.
Welp if you scrolled this far I'd like mention some of my fav peeps:
My husband(idk we both gay): @_kingdaddy
My brocacho nacho: @Evee900
My child and buddy: @Hells_Sweets
Some pretty kool kids: 
@Mother-of-Plants 
@Meme_Queen101
@fadedstars_

Lmao I'm lonely