ATLAS BITCH.

there is something wrong with you.

yOU CAN BEAT ME BLACK AND BLUE ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

hot people: *are horny in a 5-mile radius*
          me: *tARGET ENGAGED* ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

have you ever realized that the " santa claus is coming to town" song is so fucking weird;
          you better not CRY
          you better not POUT
          santa claus is COMING- ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

@sirensvictory I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FROG-

@sirensvictory >:00 dON'T CALL ME SWEETIE SWEATY

@sirensvictory i'm not edgy at all wth-

it wouldn't be the first time i've broken up a marriage
          ...shout-out to mom and dad.

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my father is an inter-dimensional demon and destroyer of worlds- let's just career day at school wasn't great with him.