carson, lol.

why am i not allowed to post statuses. what the hell, man.

@casanova- -laughs uncontrollably- I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

@casanova- no. -shakes my head-
          A REFRIGERATOR. -bursts out laughing- I'M SO FUNNY

@casanova- okay. -clears my throat- 
          What runs but doesn't get anywhere?
          

@casanova- okaY
          cason, i've got another joke, awe snap 

@casanova- it could be #carason, i don't know

@casanova- this is a really hard decision. i need help

@casanova- cason, bae.
          i ship us

yes, so cute that kittens are jealous of us.
          ohmygod

@xfloris i'll love you until the end of time, okay -loves you until the end of timE-