diavolos lice

hey tesla i have really smelly balls and they sag all the way down to my

b4 I go: WHAT IS HOMESTUCK

hilda, crying: how many years has it need since the  fall of hilda/zero???? hhhHHhHHHAHAHDBD
          

--Goemon's Erectile Dysfunction--
          Chapter 1:
          
          GOEMON'S POV;
          it was a beautiful morning in italy, birds were chirping, jigen was watching tv and i could hear lupin jacking off, strange. And another strange thing was that I noticed that I didnt have morning wood, I usually do but this morning it just didn't show. I didn't let that worry me too much, though. I got up and changed out of my sheep pyjamas lupin got me at target for christmas. 
          
          Later that day---
          
          I witnessed fujiko and lupin's shenanigans, again. fujiko takes advantage of lupin and he somehow still does things for it, it's baffling. Whatever makes him happy I suppose. Then a few hours later, lupin called me to help him out with a heist, i can't really object so i go. It was successful, we got the money and we dashed out of the mansion we stole from. jigen drove and drove until we finally reached our home. I went straight to bed because i was so exhausted. 
          
          In the Morning--
          
          I woke up and stretched, i heard that jigen was already up and watching a soccer game, and i looked down and say that i still didnt have a raging hard on. interesing, maybe something has been going on with me lately, maybe i haven't been eating right, maybe my sleep schedule hasn't been great. until it hit me. 
          
          "Goemon have you been noticing any problems regarding your penis?" my doctor asked, of course i wasn't very phased by the question and i answered no. until a man walked in, "ok well now you do" and then he hit me with a stick. maybe he cursed me with erectile dysfunction. i have to find this man. and soon.

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