✰sammy✰

go follow @redshadowsammy this account is getting deleted tomorrow

markus: guys there's a rumor that dustin sucked rich's dick and basically, i hate this school
          dustin: tell 'em the rumor is true
          rich: how about we don't do that, dustin
          dustin: shut up, you gay fuck. it's not gay if you say no homo
          markus: i'm l e a v i n g

i find it hilarious that to me all of my ocs are tall and even tho rich is 6'2, in my brain he's much shorter???

corey, holding a box of goldfish crackers: the snack that smiles back-
          connor: kyle
          kyle: NO

here's my shitpost for now and then i'll die for a while probably
          do you ever want uhhh drugs
          i wanna get high for no fuckin reason

hey instagram can you work so i don't have to waste my time on this hell site

corey: i spent two weeks in seattle with nath and my dad and the whole time was literally just "sir!" "WHAT" "NATE!!!!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT NATHANIEL" snd yeah that was fun. i just left and walked to the space needle one of the times

why the fuck do i still have a fucking wattpad
          it's not like i use it for my shitposts anymore
          and it's not helping me that i'm hiding this too
          everything's building up but i can't tell tegan because she doesn't even seem like herself anymore

have you watched the dragon prince

all my shitposts are from some other fucking world in my brain, or tv shows
          rn it's from umbrella academy
          rich: if connor was here now, i'm sure he would agree with me
          connor: no, i wouldn't