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My friend: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
          
          Me: Yes, are you the angel taking me back?
          
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          Me to my friend: Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
          
          My friend: No you-
          
          
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          My friend: You shine brighter than the sun.
          
          Me: And you're more pure than any angelic being in the world.
          
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          Legit a flirting war me and my friend had while I was crying over a breakup. Freckles cures my heartbreak. !No I don't like my friend, freckles!
          
 
               
              