heygirlhowareyou
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I'm going to be offline for a day or two byeeee
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Could a women do a man's job? Yes, men are lazy stupid and incompetent FUCK MEN
heygirlhowareyou
I'm spewing in the toilet and can't breathe so wish me luck
heygirlhowareyou
@heygirlhowareyou Im better now. Turns out I'm allergic to blackberries which is great
heygirlhowareyou
I'll be away for a couple of hours byeeeeee
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I'm gonna try to sleep... Prolly won't
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Im going to the shops
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Read my new book please
heygirlhowareyou
We were playing in the sand and you found a little band you told me you fell in love with it hadn't gone as I planned when you had to a dewwwww said you'd never love a newww I wondered if I could hold and fall in love with it toooooo you tolde to buy a pony but all I wanted was you
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I just punched my brother in the balls cause he was being an asshole and is a homophobic pussy. Luckily he didn't report me...⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾
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@heygirlhowareyou ......or their or them..... or she.....or her........(you get the point)
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@heygirlhowareyou just give me a sec, and I will, ya know, chop off his testicles (please tell me you get that, or this would be very awkward). or maybe I can just dispose of him on mount Everest?