Hello! Emily is a stupid chicken and narwhals are fabulous creatures. 
My other identity is Nymphadora Tonks, and if you don't know who that is, I just can't even.
I am also known as Dogelsa for my majestical Doge and Elsa powers.
Lulupin and Emilco are otp.
If you no ship Remadora Imma gonna have to stab you. In the face. I'm DEAD SIRIUS. Get it? Like "I'm serious" but spelled like Sirius Black? Well, if you don't think it's funny then that's your problem, not mine. Bye now!
Ps: I am now also Bomber the dwarf (lord of the rings).
Whoops oh hey it looks like now I'm Thomas Paine! Whoop whoop it's the historical T-Paine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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happynarwhal happynarwhal Oct 01, 2015 11:28PM
@shadowcat4729 haha yeah I am according to Brigid
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