h3yyall

I want to get a piercing, but I don’t know what kind. SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE..

h3yyall

OK BUT LIKE, I HAD A THOUGHT. what if bill and Ted met Marilyn monroe

mrsdobdobalina_

@h3yyall that happened in the 1992/3 live action sitcom. they didnt meet marilyn buttt they travelled to when everything on tv was b&w and that episode remained b&w and they met a women from that time and brung her back to current day san dimas.
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h3yyall

Ok I’m curious, what is your guys biggest flex. But the downer about it.
          I’ll go first, my last name is kazensky (pronounced key-zen-ski). I’m going blonde for Halloween so I’m going to be, like the real iceman.
          But the minus about it is it gets autocorrected, and teachers pronounce it as ‘Kazansky.’ 

mrsdobdobalina_

@h3yyall okay so my biggest flex is that 2 years ago i got a valentines day card from keanu reeves. or so i thought....i learned that it was obviously a fake just by maturing because that was the year i turned 11 and started realising reality.
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h3yyall

Reasons not to get sick, 
          1. Your class might get to talk with Keanu reeves,
          2. You’ll miss your school play (☹️)

h3yyall

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ALRIGHT, LET ME EXPLAIN 
            WE WERE DOING A PROJECT ON CELEBRITY’S AND HALF THE CLASS DID KEANU REEVES, (And the other did Beyoncé, but that’s not important right now)
            AND APPARENTLY THE NEXT DAY AFTER LUNCH FUCKING KEANU REEVES WAS ON FACETIME WITH MY TEACHER 
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mrsdobdobalina_

@h3yyall WAIT WHAT. HUH. EH?! WHATTT DJDJJSISKSKKSKKSKSK AHHHHHHHH (yes, that was my irl reaction. i screamed ‘WHAT’ at the top of my lungs)
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h3yyall

MY FEMALE MOOTS, I NEED HELP. MY LITTLE SISTER GOT HER PERIOD AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE HELP..

h3yyall

Thank you guys, I really appreciate it 
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mrsdobdobalina_

@h3yyall  heres a tip but idk if its just a rumour that runs in my family, never let her use tampons in future periods!! i hear they make you lose your v-card.
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h3yyall

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HOLY SHIT-
          OK GUESS WHAT YALL.. IM A FUCKING UNCLE NOW

mrsdobdobalina_

@h3yyall WHAT THE FUCKKK THAT’S AMAZING NOW I CAN’T WAIT TO BE AN AUNT I HAVE THE URGE TO TEXT MY SISTER AND SAY ‘make me become an aunt... now ’ 
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h3yyall

Veronica open the open the door please

h3yyall

*sayori moment*
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mrsdobdobalina_

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1...2...FUCK IT! *bashes through the door*
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mrsdobdobalina_

VERONICA DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THERE I’M GONNA COUNT TO 3!
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