@gloomy_dayz
Everyone who still uses this app please go to ao3 I promise it’ll change ur life
been using a03 for ages and love it sm but wattpad was my first to fan fiction and the format gives me mild nostalgia
Does anyone even use this app anymore
AO3 IS BACK BYE GUYS
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
(The ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown
Of ultimate destiny
I never knew this existed
Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
And every word she said, it was a little surprise
Can't remember when I realized I was in love
La-la-love
Can't remember who it was I was thinking of
Oh, my God
Oh, my God
The doctor said I had tomato loss
All right
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce, all right
And every word she said, it was a little surprise
Can't remember how she smiled when she said my name
What's my name?
Can't remember, 'cause my heart jumped and hit my brain
C'est l'amour
Et blessures
I guess she didn't know how, to treat me right
Because I can't recall where I slept that night
And I can't recall that special way
She told me each and every day
Her name
I can't recall the fact that I always said I loved her back
The same way, every time the same
The doctor said that I had beautiful eyes
All right
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss (no, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprising (all right)
And every word she said didn't make it across
Can't remember when we walked past the O.R. sign (surgery)
Can't remember passing out with her hand in mine (my-my-mind)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired (a-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn't there
I love penis
Penis
UR MOM
Who else is using wattpad bc ao3 is down