ghostofmukes

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sorry i havent updated in like two weeks i have a lot of shit going om lately

ghostofmukes

my dms dont show up till like days later and its really bugging me :/ im not even getting notifications for them, it doesnt even alert me IN the app. its really annoying sigh. So im sorry if you dm me and i dont reply im NOT ignoring you its just, yeah.

placidkiss

          Salesman: [sighs] Some guys have all the luck. [sad music plays] I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every night I break my arms. [SpongeBob and Patrick look sad] At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. [the wheel under his leg breaks off] Oh no! [he falls down the stairs and groans] SpongeBob: Quick, Patrick, let’s help him. [SpongeBob and Patrick carry him inside] Careful. Put him down gently. [Patrick drops him] Salesman: Ow... SpongeBob: You poor, poor man. If there’s anything, anything we can do to help you...