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I fear I was lied to </3 Canadians are NOT nice. They are mean, rude and they suck >:( These stereotypes must stop. They're rumors, and I will not stand for them any longer </3 (to any Canadian who sees this... why... what did I do so wrong to deserve that slander T.T)
          
          (Context to anyone who reads my nonsense and woes, I went to Canada for a tournament with my hockey team and every Canadian team we played was absolutely despicable to play against and just plain rude off ice </3 coaches too, like, what the flip bro T.T)
          
          (There were only like 2 actually nice Canadians </3)

Ezra Dickin-Colby.
          
          
          To everyone who understands that reference, you get a good night tonight.
          
          To anyone who doesn't, you still get a good night, but your pillow will get warm halfway through your slumbers...

I USED TO HAVE HOOP DREAMS UNTIL I FOUND OUT THERE WERE OTHER WAYS TO SCOREEEE...

Once upon a time, I used to wish I could see how many likes I get on my comments (yes, my ego is that big, so pfc I think I'm a celebrity and my comments have a billion likes) and then I signed in to my account on my computer and fucked around with my settings for fun... and I found out I could.
          
          So naturally, I turned it on, and I get a notification every time someone likes a comment I made on some story I read (I read everything...)
          
          Little did I know, this would be the worst decision of my life (and now I don't even remember how I turned it on in the first place, so I can't fucking turn it off T.T)
          
          Now my used to be 20-40 notifications I would get when I get in Wattpad every now and again, has turned into 80-120 notifications, of every. Single. Liked. Comment I get..
          
          Good to know my ego is somewhat justified (not really, but again, my ego is huge for as sad as I actually am lol) but its not as worth it as I thought it would be.
          
          So if anyone that actually read all of this (major props to you, even wish I couldn't listen to myself yap this much, damn) knows how to turn this setting off, pls let me know ASAP, because I want it goneT.T

You and your wife are sooo cute <3

'She drives me nuts' she thinks as she smiles fondly at the messages her wife sent her.

I know some people be seeing me reposting my chapters of 'get to close' so if you don't wanna re reading them, you don't have to, but just know, that I have (not majorly) edited them, but I have made a few changes and im honestly just adding more background to character and adding some extra dialogue. So if you wanna read it, feel free, if not, that's fine too, hope you enjoy the future chapters though :)

That was kinda zesty... (I say as I read about two gay men making out)

I knew it was the blood month. I knew it. </3

Holy fucking change in my mood? I was just crying to my wife like 15 minutes ago? What happened to that?
          
          Im blaming pms again.
          
          Hate this shit fr
           #PMSsucks