Hannah

im in thE HOSPITAL AND MY NURSE LOOKS LIKE LUKE I SHIT YOU NOT

I read your comment and cracked up. Girl good for you. If a guy makes you feel uncomfortable, then tell him. Or stop him. 

my mom just asked why i like jason segel so much. she was like "hes ugly". like okay why did you like my dad hes ugly too so stfu. 

when you werent going to do the honors summer reading because you didnt give a fuck if youre in honors anymore but the honors teacher that youre going to have next year is hot so youre doing it so you can be in his class 

please check out my Draco story ?

Thanks for following me!

pillow talk is really good okay bye 

cringes bc i just remembered the other day i was talking to this guy i have a tiny crush on and my best friend was there and he was picking up on how i was acting around the dude i have a tiny crush on and he was like "OH MY GOD HANNAH STOP. YOU LIKE HIM." and it was so loud and the dude stopped and i stopped and i was like "lmao no." then my best friend was like "*whispers even though it does not matter anymore* but the way youre acting" then i was like "yeah but i also act like that around you and alex and i dont like yall like that, no offense." it was really bad 

my ass is hurting so bad because of my bike seat. 

death of a bachelor is so good brb im going to go cry