gentlyyeetsyou

child: I’m depressed 
          	
          	Parents: lol no you’re not 
          	
          	Child: okay, guess I’m just happy’nt

gentlyyeetsyou

coronavirus: exists  
          
          
          The 2020 election: can we get back to politics? pLEASE?

wrenegade-avocado

@yeettheheavens2827 yo. Every action has its equal opposite reaction. Trump shat the bed, I hate the guy, and he’s in traction.
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gentlyyeetsyou

WHATS UP? 
          
          
          HOW IS LIFE 
          
          
          RANT IF YOU NEED TO 
          
          
          I LOVE YOU UNLESS YOU’E A SERIAL KILLER, THEN I STILL LOVE YOU, I’M JUST A LITTLE SKEPTICAL ABOUT YOUR LIFE CHOICES

IEatDiseasedRats

@yeettheheavens2827 I remember a few people hating me for some reason
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gentlyyeetsyou

@IEatDiseasedRats okay but that’s so accurate- 4 year olds sleep a lot, can’t walk well and have really strong opinions. Aka 70 year olds. 
            Also wow, your class really just betrayed you like that. RIP pre-K morals. #injUST
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IEatDiseasedRats

@yeettheheavens2827 I'll rant about something that happened in pre-k. So it was time to sleep because 4 year-olds are secretly 70 year-olds (I felt like saying that) and we had a subistute teacher with the same name as the normal teacher. My best friend at the time was on the mat beside me (no homo, of course) and we were talking. The substitute was like, "wHo'S tAlKiNg?!" Everyone said that I was talking and i hate to get moved. Like, how can you get a 4 year-old to shut up? I'm still salty about it to this day. (I think I just scratched a record ;-;)
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gentlyyeetsyou

fIvE dOlLaR 
          
          
          
          
          
          fIvE dOLLaR foOOoTLOOoooNg

IEatDiseasedRats

@yeettheheavens2827 that has been stuck in my head for the past month
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highoncornoil

the trauma this brought back-
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gentlyyeetsyou

Life’s like a pat on the back but with a sledgehammer

juststupidberries

@yeettheheavens2827 okay that is the most accurate thing I have seen all day
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That_One_Berry

@yeettheheavens2827 such truer words have never been spoken (maybe; DONT QUOTE ME ON THAT)
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