chronic overthinker

'a loser, but just maybe if we eat shit together things will end up differently.'



[*looks up from hot tub filled with chocolate pudding and takes a sip of coffee from a twisty straw* sup]




fandoms: harry potter, percy jackson, pirates of the caribbean, chronicles of narnia, avatar (the last airbender and legend of korra), hunger games, anything and everything written by lemony snicket, marvel, hazbin hotel, a bunch of other shit literally no one's heard of




world's leading expert on coolness because the post it note on my wall says so




my school needs a starbucks, no I don't take constructive criticism, profile theme changes all the damn time, I'm a lazy idiot so no promises on anything, school fucking sucks, I curse way too much, hogwarts house is ravenclaw, charlie brown was a huge mood and everyone else is slacking off