Some Loser Named Sam

My stories are rated mature because they contain liberal amounts of swearing, nothing more. Also I'm not updating anything at the moment, sorry!

I'm way too queer for any queerphobes to be following for any reason so fuck off

I found a petition for a wattpad convention! If anyone wants to sign, please click the link! Thanks for the help!

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/wattpad-convention 

                            ^^The link^^

My bio kinda outgrew the limit of bio length. Go check out the book I wrote so I could include my entire bio. (It's called "what I wish my bio had room for")
(Apologies to all you lazy people who really, REALLY don't want to have to go and look at a one-page story for computers and a ?-page story for ipads and other mobile devices. You're gonna have to if you want to know more shit about me.)