tnugay

'Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
          It's so freaking good.
          Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
          If not, then I think you should.'
          - Peter Griffin, 2017

Despatched

@Tnugay tHiS iS eVeN mOrE mEmEaBLE!  How did-- Peter: I can't believe it's not butter 
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tnugay

@Despatched 
            Together: I don't want a giant pp
            Or a rocket ship to Venus
            I don't want to win the lottery
            I just want to squat and gobble
            'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble
            In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
            So I put butter on a Pop Tart
            It was so freakin' good
            Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
            If you haven't then I think you should
            Quagmire: Everybody come along with us!
            Together:: Have you ever put butter on a...
            Audience: Pop Tart!
            Together: It's so freakin' good
            Quagmire: Yeah!
            Together: Have you ever put butter on a...
            Audience: Pop Tart!
            Together: If you haven't then I think you should
            Quagmire: Pop Tart!
            Peter: With butter?!
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tnugay

@Despatched 
             
            Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
            It's so frickin' good
            Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
            If you haven't then I think you should
            I was sittin' in the kitchen
            One day, and I was itchin'
            To fill up my belly
            With the pipin' hot jelly
            Of the best damn treat in the world
            Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!
            Peter: And I saw a stick of butter
            And it almost made me shudder
            And scream like a baby girl
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