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* Hhhhhey guys

yaoiblunt

Check it out ♡

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@yaoiblunt      ⟢      god forbid i support you, you’re the one lying to me! you know what, i lied I ACTUALLY SHAVED YOUR HEAD TAKE OFF THE WIG
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yaoiblunt

            GET OUT OF MY CLASSSSSS
            
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yaoiblunt

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            I lied. I didn't cut jack shit. This was, in fact, a test to see if you've paid attention⸻guess what? YOU FAILED!
            
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yaoiblunt

I let you eat my food, give you money to fuel your blindbox addiction, hand you over the spare key to my place, allow you to STINK UP MY TOILET..   and you're cheating on me⸻? With another m⸻m—man? WHO IS THIS "JUMIN HAN" PERSON!!

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            *I am* looking at it. It's hideous!
            
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@yaoiblunt       ⟢     i’m not cheating on you! it’s just..  it’s just a little game—he means nothing to me. his cat is just cute! LOOK! JUST LOOK AT IT!
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*   will respond today or tomorrow, dying on the toilet :3

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@webwaerden    * thanks my goat.. i’ll respond soon 
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silentmutiny

Is this where you pretend to hate me while waiting for me to pin you to a wall? 

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@silentmutiny      ⟢    pin me to the wall?      [the idea of it brought almost disgust to be written on his expression. finger against the pen in—between his fingers coming to a slow halt, spinning back onto the table as brown irises do nothing but stare. perhaps perplexed, disturbed.]       pretend to hate you? i can think of a lot as to why i    /do/    hate you.       [the agent replies, eyes swirl with exasperation. a scoff rising from his lungs, lingering in the air.]       and this isn’t ao3, i’d leave that duty to nobody, i prefer to be ‘un—pinned’ against the wall, actually.
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silentmutiny

…Just checking.
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webwaerden

Trust me,   I have a plan.   Step one:  wing it.   Step two:  aggressively pretend it was on purpose.

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@webwaerden       ⟢    why do i bother to help?      [his nose scrunches, index and thumb pressing against the wrinkle that just crinkles right between his brows. emélie couldn’t help but sigh, well—drawn out at the sheer predicament    (possibly stupidity)    that he had roped himself into.]
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