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Life is like KPOP. It's life.

We read smuts because innocence isn't on our dick-tionary.

"CHICKEN IS NOT MY STYLE." -Wu Yi Fan

"When I was young, I liked to draw eggs. Because eggs are hard to draw." -Wu Yi Fan

"I don't really know how to express my potato." -Huang Zi Tao

"Roles i'd like to try? A killer or a dinosaur." Zhang Yixing

"Rice rice rice rice~ When will you come?" -Zhang Yixing

"Baekhyun-ah, can you explain to me what a cheeseball is?" -Zhang Yixing

"I suddenly forgot my members' names." -Kim Jong In

"After we're done traveling, we should travel." -Kim Jong In

"There's a part of Lay's body which i'm jealous of, but I can't say it here." -Byun Baekhyun

If you ever feel like you're DUMB, just remember that TAO had a mouthful of water and forgot to swallow and tried to talk to Luhan and choked.

Suho: With 'Overdose', we came back as men.
Sehun: So we were girls before that?
 
Kris: Shall I dance?
Sehun: No, sit down.

MC: Why is your Korean so good?
Chen: Because i'm Korean.

Q: What's the difference between the Korean fans and the Chinese fans?
Luhan: The Language. 

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