Birthdate: Same as George Washington
Age: Information
Height: Almost a midget, Definitely a hunchback
Nationality: Shhhhh....I'm a universal citizen
Accent?- Vaguely Alien
Quote: "In order to decipher the enigmas in life, we first must turn them into paradoxes
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