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[Log one:
The first contestant has been successfully eliminated from the competition. They refused to participate in the challenge, which they described as being ‘hazardous’ and ‘brain rotting’. Their current whereabouts are unknown.]
@AsherFrasher
[BREAKING NEWS:]
Twenty children from the ages 9-14 have been reported missing this week. Their parents or guardians recall seeing them on their iPads ‘for the fifth time this week’, from the words of one concerned mother, before seeing them disappear.