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Am I weird? *bobbles head up and down* Am I weird? You'll never know! MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Asa Bopp's my one and only
...besides Troye Sivan
...and Thomas Brodie-Sangster
and Dylan O'Brien and Andrew Garfield and Draco Malfoy and Adam DeVine and Shawn Mendes and Persassius Jackson and Tyler Posey and (the Mcshizzling, bad boy supreme) Leo Valdez and Joe Sugg and and and... need I go on?

I'll take that as a yes.
Flynn Ryder, Jack Frost (It will happen!), (after-puberty) Hiccup, Aladdin, yeah no, I should actually probably stop.

MOVING ON! 

OTPS:
Andrew Garfield + Emma Stone = OTPPP THEY'RE MY OTPP BABY YOU AND SHE YALL'D (<--does that work?) BE SO SEXYYYY OH! (Did anyone get that reference?) WHY DID THEY BREAK UP GUYS?????!!?!? WHY???!!! WHY WHY WHY???!!!!?!?!?!? I CANT EVEN *throws marker across the room* *gently sets down computer (my precious)* *sobs in emo corner*
Percabeth, duh
Caleo <-- #relationship GOALS
Troyler all da way!
Asa Butterfield + Ella Purnell = Why did they break up????!! Uggh, so cute. ITS SO ANNOYING CUZ I CANT HATE THE SHIP CUZ ITS SO CUTE BUT I WANT TO HATE IT I NEED TO HATE IT ASA BOPP IS MINE MINE MINEEEEEEEEE (but he and ella purnell are so cute together tho!!!! Do you see the struggle I'm going through, guys??? #firstworldproblems)
Adam Devine + Rebel Wilson = Pitch Perfect. Need I say more?

I don't know how to end this. I have so many more OTPs but I'm too lazy to write them down!!! #lazypotatopenguinjellybeanfruitrollmuffinwhyareidontknowalpacawalrus

...Cooleo! *British accent* Cha cha for now! Trolleyho! Trolleywhiskers! Anyone fancy a bloody spot of tea and quite a bit of some bloody crumpets with the bloody queen cebause bloody hell? (I'm British, can you tell? No I'm not, I'm lying. Was it that obvious? I think I did a pretty good job.)