doumas_hot_housewife

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So far, my weekend has been the definition of "rollercoaster". Basically, I'm going on a trip to Belize, I went to LAX with my mom n sister, we got on our first flight at 12 am, the flight was to Dallas Texas. Made it safely to Texas, we looked for our second flight and found it, flew to Miami Florida, here comes the problem. The flight from Dallas to Florida was delayed so we got to Florida kinda late, and Miami's airport is fucking HUGE. So we all had to run our asses off, we made it to the waiting area and the flight to Belize was delayed till 1:48pm. 5 secs later when my mom looked at the screen, it changed to Havana Cuba, we ran until we found the right gate, only to find out that the flight already took of to Belize. (No staff members announced the gate change mind you.) So my mom complained to the Costumer Service guy, he gave us a hotel voucher, everything was free. More complaining from my mom, we made it to the hotel. Important part of this, ALL of our luggage already got shipped off to Belize so me, my sister, and my mom where left in our clothes that we were wearing from Monday night. No deodorant, fresh clothes, perfume, nothing. We all showered and went to sleep. Next day, mom called the Airline and got Standby tickets, which meant if not everybody showed up to the flight, we get on. Got dressed in out only clothes, headed back to the Airport, then waited. After such a long time, we got so lucky and boarded the flight, three empty seats next to eachother. We sat down and made to Belize. I've never felt so fucking humble before, that shi humbled me, my sister, n my mom so fast. No clothes, no showering, no deodorant, no perfume, we got all our luggage back today so that's good. Anyway. Hi guys.

ultimatewetback

@doumas_hot_housewife did you get all your luggage back? 
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S0uthP4rk_Ari

Jesus Christ-…
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doumas_hot_housewife

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So far, my weekend has been the definition of "rollercoaster". Basically, I'm going on a trip to Belize, I went to LAX with my mom n sister, we got on our first flight at 12 am, the flight was to Dallas Texas. Made it safely to Texas, we looked for our second flight and found it, flew to Miami Florida, here comes the problem. The flight from Dallas to Florida was delayed so we got to Florida kinda late, and Miami's airport is fucking HUGE. So we all had to run our asses off, we made it to the waiting area and the flight to Belize was delayed till 1:48pm. 5 secs later when my mom looked at the screen, it changed to Havana Cuba, we ran until we found the right gate, only to find out that the flight already took of to Belize. (No staff members announced the gate change mind you.) So my mom complained to the Costumer Service guy, he gave us a hotel voucher, everything was free. More complaining from my mom, we made it to the hotel. Important part of this, ALL of our luggage already got shipped off to Belize so me, my sister, and my mom where left in our clothes that we were wearing from Monday night. No deodorant, fresh clothes, perfume, nothing. We all showered and went to sleep. Next day, mom called the Airline and got Standby tickets, which meant if not everybody showed up to the flight, we get on. Got dressed in out only clothes, headed back to the Airport, then waited. After such a long time, we got so lucky and boarded the flight, three empty seats next to eachother. We sat down and made to Belize. I've never felt so fucking humble before, that shi humbled me, my sister, n my mom so fast. No clothes, no showering, no deodorant, no perfume, we got all our luggage back today so that's good. Anyway. Hi guys.

ultimatewetback

@doumas_hot_housewife did you get all your luggage back? 
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S0uthP4rk_Ari

Jesus Christ-…
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kurapikas-lover-girl

didn't you write a story with upper demons x modern reader?

kurapikas-lover-girl

@doumas_hot_housewife i was legit in the middle of reading it when you deleted it -
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doumas_hot_housewife

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Bro if someone's fingering you with their middle finger. Wouldn't that be considered a double fuck? 
          
          Question for you: Would you rather get fingered by The Flash, or get head from Venom.

l0v3rg1rlf0r3v3r

@doumas_hot_housewife I thought about it and I’ll pick the flash cause it will be fast
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doumas_hot_housewife

@Melina386089 REAL. Realest thing I've heard ALL day.
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doumas_personaltoy

if its venom yes. If if its the guy in whos body venom is then no.
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kurapikas-lover-girl

WHERE IS THAT TIKTOK ON UR PFP... ASKING FOR A FRINED

Official_Nakime_Cult

Thank you for being a friend
          Traveling down the road and back again
          Your heart is true
          You're a pal and a confidant
          And if you threw a party
          And invited everyone you knew
          You would see the biggest gift would be from me
          And the card attached would say,
          "Thank you for being a friend." <3
          
          If you do chainmail, send this to all of your friends. Sorry if you don't.
          
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doumas_hot_housewife

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I swear to fucking God. The universe has favorites. These past few weeks I've been yelled at for EVERYTHING possible LIKE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE NOBODY LIKES YOU WHORE. FUCK OFF AND YELL AT YOUR OTHER LAZY ASS CHILDEREN. I DO ALL THE DAMN WORK IN THIS DAMN HOUSE FUCK YOU. WHY AM I ALWAYS IN TROUBLE FOR SHIT I DIDNT EVEN DO? RAISE YOUR FUCKING SELF CONFIDENCE BEFORE I RAISE MYSELF WITH A FUCKING ROPE. Anyway how is your day going pookie bears?

doumas_hot_housewife

Yuh. Ty for asking
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Otaku_2Kitty

She is most of the time
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