Bree

*emerges from the darkness*Hello person I'm Briana, I'm going to tell you stuff about me because that's what the bloody app wants me to do, so...um...I'm the literal definition of a mess. I'm a Slytherpuff. 99.9% of my ships are gay. I'm very clumsy. I love reading. Im extremely stubborn. Im obsessed with chocolate. Basically, I'm your friendly neighborhood pansexual. I'm the most introverted little fluff ball of anxiety you'll ever meet. Im awkward as fuck. I'm also very dirty minded. And currently there is a fucking eyelash in my fucking eye and it fucking hurts, and it's not fucking ok. (I swear a lot. (Can you tell?)) And....oh yeah, I'm a proud member of the M.P.S (Milo Protection Squad). Credit to the founder of that wonderful little army of fangirls: @GayForVolleyball. And um, I guess that's everything...heh... *awkward finger guns*... heh...*turns to leave* *trips and falls*...ow fuck...*bashfully stumbles back into the darkness* 
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