djoee909

I am currently writing a Destiel/Sabriel One shot book. Please give me ideas.

Nic102

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AYO BITCH IT'S YO ILLEGAL SPOUSE HERE WASSUP!!! 
          
          I'M SO SORRY I WENT MISSING BUT ACTUALLY, I FUCKED UP MY ONLINE EXAM, AND MY MOM GROUNDED ME SO I HAD TO COMPLAIN AND GET A RETEST ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT I DID NOT FUCKED UP, AND MY MOM GAVE MY PHONE BACK AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS, I TRIED TO SNEAK HERE AND THERE BUT COULDN'T REACH OUT TO YOU CUZ I COULDN'T HAVE A PROPER CONVERSATION.... FLASH FORWARD TO NOW, I HAVE MY PHONE, AND YOU, BACK AND ACTIVE SKDKNBFKEKFJDNFND HYD???!!!! \(○^ω^○)/

Nic102

@johnmulaneysdick wait why did I @ myself WTF -
            Anyways.....ily my hubby boo (ㄒoㄒ)♡♡♡
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Nic102

@Nic102 AYYYYYY BOOOOOOO I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK AND DOING GOOD!!!  AND CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING AND GETTING JOB HUN THAT'S AWESOME!!!  AND I MISSED U TOO PLZ-
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djoee909

@Nic102 omg omg omg! i didn't see this until now. it's been quite a while since i've been on wattpad! i'm glad you're back!! my boo. my bae. i am so good. i graduated high school and i finally got a reliably paying job. well kinda. anyway.. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH OMG OMG OMG OMGOMG
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djoee909

It’s happened! I’m finally married! It happened early this morning. @nic102 was my ‘Love at First sight’. They’re the cheese to my dick

Nic102

@johnmulaneysdick OMFG LMFAO yes hubby!!!  I love u too!!!  Thank-you for being the dick to my cheese!!!  Can't wait for our honeymoon XD( ˘ ³˘)♥
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djoee909

I just posted a new story! It's nothing like I usually do, but it'd be cool if you could check it out.

BoiOmahaFire

@johnmulaneysdick Dude! It looks really good.
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djoee909

this goddamn corona virus fucks up everything!
          i mean i’m reliever that the spring show is canceled, but also i feel bad for the seniors this year. we were doing Chicago and they were really excited about it!
          and now that we’re out for two weeks, they won’t graduate on time :(
          
          this is literally the 21st century plague 

djoee909

Also, I posted another John Mulaney, Netflix Comedy Special Transcript. Read it. Use it WISELY! I plan to transcribe all of his shows and post it, so you can randomly spit out quotes by John Mulaney. Once I finish with John, I'll move on to another comedian, like Pete Davidson or Jim Gaffigan. One of the most beauftiful comedians on this planet.
          And finally, I am working on another one part story that is so terrible, you'll need to review it on you Youtube Channel/Podcast.