joe swanson

SORRY I CAN'T MAKE ANY COVERS B/C MY WACOM STYLUS IS MISSING AND IT'S PISSING ME OFF
they're really expensive but i'm broke as a joke you feel me

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WARNING!!

I WRITE A LOT OF SMUT.
wattpad constantly privates my stories, n' I'M SICK OF IT.

sorry love, but you have to follow me to see leafy get ravished by a canine pole.

shit i actually just typed that
wow
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wattpad's glitchy and makes me angry :^(

like whyyyyyyy

messaging sucks
refreshing the page sucks
random glitches (like the profile joining time-glitch) suck
the change profile picture background-thing sucks
getting rid of notifications from a story you removed from your library suck
the firstly suggested, cliche books suck
vampires suck (and swallow hehe)
confirming your e-mail sucks

and best for last

the suckiest thing of all



















me
;^(

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updates:

once every week or so?
yeah once every week i think
unless i get bored

BUTT
hehe booty

i'll work halfway through a story C4  p sting it (the O died in a tragic accident, the explosion leaving p and s tragically injured. please never forget this moment. #LetUsN

no wait
 #LettersNotForget

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fuck off track

quote of the day; "MMMMMmmngggg, yeah! MMGGGG FUCK YEAH. MMNNNNNGGGGGGN HARDER!! UGHHHHHHH, FILL ME AND MY FILTHY 'PUSI' [loud over-exaggerated moans]"  ~ porn audio

NO WAIT

I DON'T REALLY WATCH PORN
(really) hehehe

I CAN EXPLAIN

y'know those things on facebook where it says something like "school shooting reported, must watch" and has a picture of a school? then when you click on it, there's still that picture of the school but extremely loud porn audio plays? yeah, this is the transcript for the moans.