depthsandexpanses

last night i had a dream where i was a cis man and i woke up like "wait why do i have titties? and wheres my penis?"

depthsandexpanses

that was the worst morning of my life
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depthsandexpanses

when your mom goes through your ENTIRE PHONE.
          
          FINDA ALL THE GAY STUFF.
          
          GOES THROUGH YOUR TEXTS.
          
          AND THEN PROCEEDS TO GIVE IT BACK FOR A GOD DAMN DISNEY CRUISE.

depthsandexpanses

yeah she gave it back so i could roleplay with my friends
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NancyAndRobinsWife

WHAT??? ARE YOU OKAY??
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depthsandexpanses

and we ALL ROLEPLAYED THE LOSERS 
            
            
            I WAS EDDIE
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depthsandexpanses

CALLING ALL IT FANS CALLING ALL IT FANS WE HAVE A MEETING. WEE NEED TO DISCUSS THE EVENTS OF IT CHAPTER 2 I REPEAT WE HAVE A MEETING WE NEED TO DISCUSS THE EVENTS OF IT CHAPTER 2

depthsandexpanses

IM BAWLING CURRENTLY
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Stelli4

@depthsandexpanses NO WE DO NOT NEED TO MAKE ME CRY AGAIN
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laylaxx71

Heyyyyy

depthsandexpanses

just went to the store and remembered i needed some tampons so i was like "dad wait here i need to grab something" and hes a cool dad so he goes wherever i go and i was like "dad no you cant come with me" and he looked so sad :(   rip ro my father in the walmart self checkout line.

StarryGamer1319

hey mate! i know you dont know me but i just want to make sure you're alright. my DMs are always open if you need to vent or just need someone to talk to <3

depthsandexpanses

@StarryGamer1319 yeah im doing better now. i did some yoga. played fruit ninja(not the ipad game). talked to my friends about it. took my dog for a walk. so im doing pretty good!
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StarryGamer1319

@depthsandexpanses thats great, im glad you're doing better! <3
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depthsandexpanses

@StarryGamer1319 no im fine now things just got really intense but thank you! <33
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