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dementor_ooooo

heyiknownoonewillseethisbutikindajustwanttoacknowledgethatimreallysadandnumb(ig??)whenitcomestoemotionssoihonestlywouldnotbeopposedto”accidentally”jumpingoutofaplanewithoutaparachute.alsoifyoureadthisentirethingwithoutanyofyourbraincellsdyingtheniapplaudyou.
          
          
          
          p.s.ifatfirstglanceyouthoughtthiswasjustagiantkeysmashthenyouregayasfrick.

dementor_ooooo

Ew, imagine not being online for a while but then you get some notifications (124) from Wattpad and you’re like “alrighty my fellow guys, gals, and non-binary pals, it looks like it’s time to check my notifications~” so then you accidentally wake up at 6 am on a day that you have a really important final and *accidentally* interrupt a really good crackhead dream about swerving with your car on the freeway with your dorm mates that is riGHT NEXT TO THE UCLA CAMPUS SO YOU ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BUT ITS OK BECAUSE KELLY COMMENTED ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO AND GOT 1.9k LIKES. But it’s all just a dream so now you’re a sad piece of disgrace and anxiety and you’re crying in your bed because you’re 8th grade self doesn’t think they’ll get into their dream college....
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Where was I going with that announcement eye-