deathcompels

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you a hot dog because i want you in me. or is it— fuck, wait.

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radio almost killed me today over a squirrel.

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no,  thankfully.  i wasn’t about to watch him dine on squirrel cuisine. 
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stooooop.  eat your own fries!

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            what   ,   that you have a hot boyfriend   ?
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i think i should be flattered.  *  his hand shoots up,  eyes going around for any sign of the waitress,  *  
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            why me   ?   she was hitting me while you were in the bathroom   ,   i don’t want her attention again   .
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deathcompels

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you a hot dog because i want you in me. or is it— fuck, wait.

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oh shit  ..  did i fall asleep?

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            best boyfriend   ,   right   ?
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look at you,  always knowing the right things to say. 
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pizza oooor hot dogs tonight?

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nuh-uh!  that’s radio’s spot. 

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            i don’t think i will actually   .
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you’ll live,  baby.
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            oh   .  okay   ,   fair though   .   ouch but fair   .
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what the hell,  aj?  i just mopped this floor!

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shut up.  *  his arms come around him for a moment and then he pulls back to wipe his mouth with a washcloth,  *  how are you feeling?
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            *   a low mess of coughs before he turns himself enough to spit blood onto the ground   *   pick me   .
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aj,  i do not sleepwalk!  i’m telling you,  there’s some paranormal freaky shit happening in the house.

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i hate to disappoint you but i / really / have to study. 

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drunk ollie can’t study!
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stop looking at me like that.  all my good clothes are in the wash—finally. 

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            you know what i meant   !
            
            /   ugh
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needy.  *  moving up to him,  he passes on a peck to his lips and backs away quickly out of the room before he’s asked for a redo  *
            
            /  fine.  sufferr 
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            give me a kiss too    .
            
            /   even more reason to not give you money to cure my curse
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