Salamander-senpai (David)

Professional shitlord.

Yuri!!! On Ice, Sidemen and Haikyuu fanboy.

Neko tentacle futa hentai enthusiast. 

You might find me raging out or giving out motivational speeches in comments or under your local bridge watching animu.

Age: 14
Nationality: Polish, American, Italian and a shit ton of others I don't remember
Languages: Polish, English, Russian (VKUSNO)
Gender: K̶a̶t̶s̶u̶d̶o̶n̶ Male
Sexuality: Pansexual
OTPs: Otayuri, Victuuri, Goufubu, Minizerk, Kuroken, Kagehina, Klance, Bokuaka
Mental state: Slowly deteriorating 

Sugawara-san is my husband
Phichit is my husband
And Josh
And Simon
And Dakota Kai is my wife
Polygamy ftw

Secretary of Dankness of the MemeSquad, the official unofficial hype crew for the Emoji Movie
Rest of MemeSquad
@SidePilots
@pronoun-pepe
@smn-mneXIX
@sidemimXIX 
@theburntmint

My other bffffs and lovelies
@aria-vic
@katsucki
@MalwareFighter
@Misiorozec13