yes like the song.
➳ the name is valerie. you can call me val, shithead, loser, anything really. the type of person who creates multiple accounts to vote on her own stories. ➳
➳ insta: valerietan99
➳tumblr: savvyinpink.tumblr.com ➳
➳snapchat: empresssavvy99 ➳
➳ THE HELPLINE TRILOGY
1. Teen Helpline [COMPLETED]
2. Breakup Helpline [COMPLETED]
➳ THE SCRAPBOOK COLLECTION
1. The Girl Who Saw Through Jem (Ellis x Jem) [COMPLETED- REWRITING/EDITING]
2. The Boy Who Couldn't Forget Ellis (Jem x Ellis) [INCOMING]
3. The Mile High Club (Calista x Flynn) [INCOMING]
4. The Vagabond Society (Calista x Flynn) [INCOMING]
5. Effy [INCOMING]
[possible works to be done- list to be updated)
➳ MISCALLEANOUS
1. Just Peachy [rants, about me, discussions, et cetera]
2. Trailer + Edits
3. Porn Tech Support
p.s: sorry for shit writing
@saintnarcos for my fan fiction account
@khalidvibes for my side bitch
@ProjectFemmeFatale to join the campaign! #NotYourBaby
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- JoinedApril 20, 2013
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- facebook: valerie's Facebook profile
- twitter: @whateverwilldo
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Stories by valerie
- 9 Published Stories

The Boy Who Couldn't Forget Ellis
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about a boy,
who was lost,
and thought he was found,
until he meets a girl,
the same girl,
who mak...

Porn Tech Support (Wattys 2019)
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❝Hi, welcome to our porn site tech support, how may I help you?❞
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The Mile High Club
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Half-glass full and cynical Calista Dames can sketch out her life in a series of plans, predictions and prepa...