Kermit-san

Hey guys there was never a lemon book you all got majorly pranked!!! Can’t believe you fell for that 

Anytime someone asks me to re upload the lemon book I start screaming CoD zombie noises in a fit of rage and embarrassment 

I hate to annoy you but can you upload you’re lemon book. You don’t even have to update it anymore I’d be happy if you just re upload it

also very disappointed that you guys enjoyed my cringe. y’all deserve more than that, grammar and all

we all were a little TOo horny at a certain point in life. just my hornyness was witnessed by too many people and still bites me in the ass ;) 

Are you okay....

Yo what happened to your big NaLu lemons book, it ain’t there no more.

When people try to constructively criticize me I’m like “lololololol (I’m so sorry )”

i like your header

Nobody:
          
          13 year old virgins in the comments: yeah well my bf has a really big d*ck and we did this before-